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February 07, 2010


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WAM: you are the master!!! costs an arm and a leg? Camel toe with a hang nail?

Can I be the prose magician you are in my next life?!

lovin' it!!


Hilarious stuff WAM. You voiced my thoughts exactly, only a whole lot funnier. "Miss Elephantitis pageant"!!! That had me spewing my coffee.


Oh my! Worthy surely of a blogosphere Pulitzer Prize. Made my day... again! I humbly prostrate myself before your Wordy Alter of Humor.

Whup-Ass Master

@CG: Thanks gorgeous. I think you should check out your own blog. You are the master.

@Leeuna: Thanks gorgeous. We're always happy to aid your coffee-spewing.


Whup-Ass Master

@JWBcubed: Howdy! We have no friggin idea whether you're a football fan, but we are SO HAPPY the saints kicked major Colt butt this weekend! P.S. are the colts aware that they're named after a gay porn enterprise? Anywho, we raise a glass to the Big Easy. Who dat???


Thanks WAM, We had a great Superbowl Party and could hear Bourbon St from our hovel on the Westbank, some 5 miles away. There were spontaneous second-lines until the wee hours. The euphoria has yet to wear off and I think it will be awhile before it does.

Whup-Ass Master

@whoeveryouare: We suspect you're JWBcubed. But we can say this without reservation: ich bin ein nawlinzer. There is redemption in this life. There is rebirth. We SO wanted this for your city (what the hell does indianapolis need, aside from an IV of "interesting"???).

"Oh lawd I wanna be in dat number..."

Cheers, baby. And hallelujah.


Ivanhoe Vargas

Rhianna's outfits are the kind that remind me some of the bottom-of-the-barrel worst get-ups from the early 80s. Cyndi Lauper, circa True Colors, comes to mind.
At least she's not as terrible as Lady GaGa. Barf inducing.

Paul Smith

Merci beaucoup.

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