Hippy-Dippy Hoolay Time! It's China's Duper-Super Webbynet Chat Loom!

Welcome for coming! We are to being happy stuffs because surfy fun-time on webbynet! There is to being people persons in cyber-rand who to saying poopy Google peoples crosing Chinese blowser stuffs. Google peoples to say belligerent stuffs about China censorfun! Google peoples to say China people person do hacky game with frowny bad dissident emails! To this we are to saying "hoo-fligging-boo." Other smelly sad yankee peoples are to saying we plant peoples from lucky good People's Party in chat looms to steer conversations to happy fun plopaganda. That is to being road of cocky-pop!

Glorious China webbynet is to being totarry non-censor stuffs and compretery flee! You are to putting those apples in pipe for smoking! And we to putting our yuan where our face-hole to being!

Herro and welcome dance! Indutrocing the Duper-Super Non-Censor China Webby Net Chat Loom! Laughy fun time!

DUPER-SUPER CHINA WEBBYNET CHAT LOOM

SUBJECT: MR. GAY CHINA

Comment: Hi Chinesey folks, I was watching Meredith Viera leer like a Tuscaloosa whore at that darling Matt Lauer when suddenly I started listening to what she was saying; some oriental homosexuals (horientuals?) were trying to have a beauty pageant but the Chinesy police shut 'em down. That wasn't very nice. Why, my best friend Sally Kerns has a son who's a fairy and he's just as sweet as he can be, bless his heart. He has a way with throw pillows and his room mate Brandon is a darling (I just wish he'd put a shirt on at family functions). I say if the gays want to put on gowns and prance down the runway like Carrie Prejean, where's the harm in it? As long as they can't marry or live next to children, I don't see why we can't treat them as if they were people. Let your horientuals have their cute pageant. Signed, Jeannie Bladdersham aka Jesuslovesferrets

Response: Most honorable Braddersham lady, my name is Frank and I am to living in the not Chinese city of Idaho. I am to make disagreement time. Happy good Chinese police persons do not to making poopy fanny poking humposexuals stopping to have frowny pageant. The humposexuals took the poppers and got lost on their way to the pageant place. Glorious nation of China not to wanting unrucky gay pageant. If all the gays to put on crowns and swimmy suits, social order corrapse! That is to being bad for party! Signed, Flank aka Maopower

SUBJECT: BAIDU SUCKS YAK BUTT

Comment: My name is to being Kum Ming Dong. I to hearing that Google is to make bye-bye time. That make Dong to dripping with cry water. Last time Dong do Google search on "naughty fun boobie girly" Dong sit up straight at two naughty fun boobie girlies who have one cup on YouTube. Those boobie girlies are so so naughty time! But when I go on Baidu for to searching "naughty fun boobie girlies" all I to getting is Chairman Mao poem about a kitty cat. Or if Dong to make Baidu search on "Palis Hirton oopsie hole," I not get naughty movie-show of Palis Hirton, instead I get Chairman Mao recipe for puppy dog chow mein. Baidu is to sucking yak butt. At reast can Baidu make compromise? Let Dong to watch a movie-show called "Two Maos, one cup"? That is to being excerrent idea stuffs. Make wait-time, someone is to doing knocky knock on door. BLB.

Response: You not to make frowny bad naughty time on webbynet any more. You are not to "be light back," because that knocky knock on door was happy good police. You to going to lucky good re-educational camp for to learn silly good cattle prod dance! Welcome for going, poopy face!

SUBJECT: TIBET

Comment: The people of Tibet are suffering under their seventh decade of iron fisted PRC rule and all they want is to be happy and free. They long to celebrate the return of the Dalai Lama, whose long exile is and act of a paranoid, evil and godless government. I suspect Tibet will eventually win its independence and China will eat crow. The PRC is occupied by lying, corrupt dogs.

Response: I edited your comment so it to saying what you really are to meaning. Welcome so much!

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On a personal note, we're not surprised that COWA's blocked in China. Try searching "Can o' Whup-Ass" on Google. Now try it on Baidu. Nuff said?

Howev, we find it odd that COWA's Sino-file archive has seen a huge increase of hits lately (mostly from China or "Unknown"), and every time we do a search on "China," "censorship," "Google," and we click on a related link in the results, our browser crashes (it doesn't happen with other searches). 

Are we being monitored?

In September, we had the following comment to our post "Lucky Fun China to Wish you Have Duper-Super Year of Rat Earth Day":

"beijing08: I'm not the biggest fan of this post in my opinion."

To which we replied:

"Hi, beijing: In my opinion, you ARE the biggest fan of this post. Let's aglee to disaglee, m'kay?"

So to the Chinese web monitor who we suspect might be leading our brog (is that YOU beijing08?): Welcome for coming!

Beijing08 sez: "I'm not the biggest fan of this brog in my opinion. But WAM begs to differ and told me to subsclibe to this brog's feed."

Comments

[Leeuna]

WAM, You are a total riot! I always look forward to your next post. Bwahahah at the term Horiental and BLB! I am cracking (clacking) up here!!! BTW, you speak Chinese quite fluently.

[Whup-Ass Master]

Howdy Leuna and thanks! Always grad to hear I clacked someone up!

xox
WAM

[CG]

you are vely, vely bad Mr Humposexual

[lablu∞z]

So much to include and NO DRUGS...i'm running on my own brain power alone so there may be fewer speling errors but less meaning. Be warned.

1. Google (like Nestlë) lost all its "Don't Be Evil" -and all other
cred the day it turned over names to the Chinese authorities. Last day
of owning precious google stock. Sad day, but you NEVER name the names,
despite the wit and wisdumb of Perez Hilton. Or Paris Hilton for that
matter, no matter how popular her vayaya is in Googlyland.

2. zomg, i thought you meant Sr. Prejean, the woman who in real life
makes people want to support the death penalty just to shut her the
f00k up. (That's not hatin on nuns, i was taught by some of the -you
may submit your arguments to the MFIC, International, finest. It's
just Prejean is an idiot who does as much to oppose the death penalty
as to justify, after all, isn't that following in the 'life of Christ'?

It's ok, i (yet) have google access and figured it all out.

3. WAM, before you buy a dress-up kit to look like the Dalai Lama, you
might want to take a look at a 34985493 hour video: John Safran vs. G-d.
Some info:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rlz=1T4GGLL_enUS336US336&q=john+safran+%2Bgod+%2Byoutube&meta=&aq=f&oq=john+safran+%2Bgod+%2Byoutub

Seems Buddist do not only inhabit the lizard/irrational part of my
brain as conspiratours to convert every Jew (read: nebish) whom they
have confussed with Israelis (read: "Hold my galil while i pee") to
assist in the take back of Tibet. Logic being Jews love to be forced
into battle and their karma sux anyway. Better they should come back
a Palestinian than the Dalai Lama or anyone who will soon be.

78. Ginourmous countries like Central America, Texas and China are
great economic fodder. If brand can be built there, you only have a
few billion people to sell product-X (keep it high ROI/low margin)
a version: rich 1 time upscale; poor 3 times cheapo (The poor always
pay more).

5. In the near future, i see these countries, dividing up along
ethnic/cultural, even religious (they're so cute!) lines and ceeding
from their enourmous overlord.nation-state.corporations.

Consider Russia as a true Eastern Europe, a collection of small
similar states with some commonalities but as many differences. The
same with India and China (may be the only thing that saves us from
their world domination). Africa is there, but has made such a
terrilble mess of it, they deserve a do-over.

I vision the the same ultimate future for Canada and .us. Like local
to global, Michael Pollen, et al. micro is uptrending,

7. Did you know B.D. Wong is gay? (Of course you do, it was in the
newsletter!) He and his partner/husband adopted a baby and wrote a
(serious) book about it. I haven't looked it up on one of the many
and interesting used book outlets i use rather than AMZN because in
my mind these two Asian guys adopt a white, blond/blue baby right
here in the .us proving the tens of thousands of citizens who travel
all over the world -occassionally at insurance expence to BUY a
stolen baby, YES WE CAN DO IT HERE. Nike and Obama are right!

7. We get it, you have a thing for Fiorito, or at least a share of the
.us marketing. Keep knock-knock-knockin at China's door. You Go WAM!

<3

~lb*/

(Why aren't your notifications coming up on my feed these days (FB)?)

[lablu∞z]

@CG Not to belittle your pun, i think its great, but i see WAM as a hopeosexual.

But then again, i also think of him as a sort of lady gaga cum rat on head wanderin nyc: free bitch baby (;

[Whup-Ass Master]

@ connergo: yes, yes we are a bad humposexual. we might have that tattooed in a naughty place.

@ labu-z: honestly, we tried decifering your first comment. we really did. perhaps we need to shoot heroin first. Or perhaps you should.

xox
WAM

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[Paul Smith]

Merci beaucoup.