Haiku Review #36: Terminator Salvation (Plus Bonus Limerick Review!)

HAIKU REVIEW:

Just like Dick Cheney
Heartless cyborg resurrects
Can't he f*cking die?

BONUS LIMERICK:

Since the big robot was born, ya
Knew he time-traveled to warn ya
And save Sarah Conner
But now he's "His Honor
The Governor of California"

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