Stumble It!
Over the weekend, animal enthusiast Mandy K had an educational encounter with a cute furry polar bear at the Berlin Zoo. Since then, she's had the opportunity to reflect on her experience while relaxing at a local hospital. The result? This charming poem, rescued from the hospital's hazardous waste bin.
MY DAY AT THE ZOO
Hey! Know what I wanna do?
Let's do what the latest rage is!
Let's go to the Berlin Zoo
And climb inside some critters cages!
Take a ride on Mr. Gnu
Ask hyena why he's laughing
Help a monkey throw his poo
Meet giraffes and go giraffing
Wait, what's that? Look over there!
Pinky-swear, I'd never fib! It
Looks like Mister Polar Bear
Is in that polar bear exhibit!
I just had the coolest whim,
Let's hop in while no one's lookin
Go kersplash and take a swim
And ask the fluffy one what's cookin?
Come along now! Whatcha say?
Polar Bears are cute! The neatest!
Hey, don't look at me that way,
You are always so defeatist!
Here goes nothin! Kowabunga!
Howdy, fella! Howzit hangin?
Whatcha feelin? Is it hunga?
Need some meat to sink your fang in?
Don't be growly, let's play nice
Say, you're looking kinda grouchy
Is it cause you miss the ice?
Hey, don't bite! That's sorta ouchy!
Friends don't turn friends into food!
Fine! I'm leaving! Gosh, almighty!
You really needn't be so rude!
Who knew Polar Bears were bite-y?
Mr. Polar Bear sez: "A subscription to this blog's feed is tastier than a fat kraut bitch's thigh!"
Its insulting that this moron is all over the news for her BIG TIME stupidity. Why couldn't she do something respectible like stalk Dwayne Johnson. He's dreamy and won't shed in bed nor bite that hard.
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"[T]he woman, who is thought to be mentally disturbed..."
Ya think???
Posted by: Jan | April 14, 2009 at 09:17 AM
e you miss the ice?
Hey, don't bite! That's sorta ouchy!
Friends don't turn friends into food!
Fine! I'm leaving! Gosh, almighty!
You really needn't be so rude!
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Here goes nothin! Kowabunga!
Howdy, fella! Howzit hangin?
Whatcha feelin? Is it hunga?
Need some meat to sink your fang in?
Don't be growly, let's play nice
Say, you're looking kinda grouchy
Is it cause you miss the ice?
Hey, don't bite! That's sorta ouchy!
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I just had the coolest whim,
Let's hop in while no one's lookin
Go kersplash and take a swim
And ask the fluffy one what's cookin?
Come along now! Whatcha say
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Ask hyena why he's laughing
Help a monkey throw his poo
Meet giraffes and go giraffing
Wait, what's that? Look over there!
Pinky-swear, I'd never fib! It
Looks like Mister Polar Bear
Is in that polar bear exhibit!
I just had the coolest whi
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