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December 23, 2008

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JWB3

I laughed until I cried. I'm still laughing. (oh, and I won't be going NEAR any landfills for the rest of my life.)

Whup-Ass Master

Why thanks JWB cubed! Have a festive holiday season, wear your glitter suit for us.

xox
WAM

Jan

OMG - I had a friend as a child who had a similar doll and met with similar results.

Thanks for the fond memories. I don't have a glitter suit - is it okay if I just roll around in powdered sugar?

mongoliangirl

The scary part? I think a few guys I know would love it if she really did reconstitute and let them call her 'My Ol' Lady'.
Nice, eh? Sick fuckers!

Whup-Ass Master

@ jan: we wonder how many homes burned down on christmas day thanks to baby party. Oh, and JWB cubed is the only one required to wear a glitter suit. But we do like the idea of you rolling in powdered sugar like a snickerdoodle. Have it at!

@ mongoliangirl: Baby Party did indeed have unadvertised adult uses. What are we teaching our children? "Touch me inappropriately Elmo" isn't much better.

xox
WAM

JD

sorry my imagination got the best of me when you said the doll blew ....

Whup-Ass Master

Take heart, JD...we're sure you can find a "Baby Party" on E-Bay. And we wish you two the best.

xox
WAM

derek

Genius! Gene! Eee! Us!
You are still the funniest writer on the internet.
Happy Christmas.

JWB3

Take heart WAM,

I only pull out the glitter suit for Mardi Gras Balls and theater openings. I have a Great Ted Baker coat that I match with some light up christmas pants that I adorn for Christmas parties. So I will be wearing aforementioned glitter suit soon. For now I'll try not to electrocute myself when I adjust my lights in the powder room.

Have a Merry Christmas,

JWB3

Whup-Ass Master

@ Derek aka trolly dolly...thanks, whore. You have yourself a merry one as well. Regards to the queen. Check out his website, bitches: vottd.com ("valley of the trolly dollies" aka flight attendants).

@ JWB cubed: we love you for owning a battery operated suit. And somehow, we're not at all surprised that you have one.

xox
WAM

will

LOL! absolutely hilarious XD

will

ps: i miss sailor-talking suzy ;) haven't seen her since end september :p

Whup-Ass Master

Thanks Will! And welcome back to the fold. Sailor Talkin' Sue, huh? Perhaps she's due to resurface sometime in the near future.

xox
WAM

daisyfae

sent from the trolley dolley - and oh, my... great post! memories of my own first talking doll that scared the 5 year old piss right out of me. Chatty Cathy and i did not make friends... hid her in my brothers closet. crazy plastic bitch....

Whup-Ass Master

hello daisyfae! we find it difficult to fathom why anyone would want a doll that does anything when switched on and/or provoked. Chatty Cathy sounds nightmarish.

xox
WAM

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