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September 18, 2008
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makes *me* want to be a flat chested bitch with protruding hip bones. where's rachel zoe when you need her?
Posted by: leigh | September 18, 2008 at 09:08 AM
Yes, Gwyneth does look a tad like corpse bride. And no, we can't imagine you all emaciated like Mary Kate. While we're a homo (and can't speak for the heteros), we'd guess the majority prefer a nice rack and a little junk in the trunk.
Besides, most skinny b*tches are c-words.
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | September 18, 2008 at 09:21 AM
This was rejected? I could have sworn I saw this very issue on a magazine rack at the grocery store just last week...in fact, I thought it pretty much WAS the cover, well, constantly.
Posted by: Jan | September 18, 2008 at 09:32 AM
Howdy Jan...yes we believe the Cosmo likes to show more boob and crotch than poor gwyneth could show even if she wanted to.
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | September 18, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Very nice, everything except Gwyneth, of course.
Posted by: Jeffrey Ellis | September 18, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Thanks JE...power on yet??
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | September 18, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Yes, how do you think I'm posting comments? ;-)
Posted by: Jeffrey Ellis | September 19, 2008 at 11:26 AM
well, mr. sarcasm, how could we have known you were commenting from home?
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | September 19, 2008 at 02:01 PM