Stumble It!
Somebody gimme a HO-oh! Check it, mo-fos. Foxy be reppazintin from boogie down Denver, where the Dem-are-cats be habbin theyselves a off-da-hook conbinshin. Whoop! Yessadee them punks nonimate da firs evah brovah fo prezadint, bitches. Feel dat. My man Borat Bobama fixin to pimp out da White Crib, mo-fos! That cat should have Foxy trick out dat pad. A sistah gots ideas. A ho like to put mirrors on da ceiling in da Linklin Bedroom. Leppid skin velbit wallpaper in da obal offiss. Foxy gots kick-azz taste, foo. A ho gots class out her azz. Don't front a bitch, cause Foxy fro dat sh*t. Respeck.
So lass Winzdee a sistah haul her ba-donk-a-donk back from Chinezia afta watchin dem f*ggitz do whatchoo call synrochrize die-bin in da Olymplicks. Sh*t. Foxy be finkin doze punks jus need da right ho to bounce they stuff round. A bitch make doze gay-azz mo-fos walk like they gots a pony in they draws. But dayum, bitches. Foxy be poopin chow mein da lass fo days, punk! Dat Chinezian food don't tase right. Whoop!
On da self improobmint tip, a ho finish dat off-da-hook story all bout some shady-azz fox who gots him some socks. He spittin rhymes at some punk foo, all bout some f*ggity goo-goose chewin nazty azz goo, and three free fleas flyin they sneezing azz through cheese trees. Dat shizzle like to make a sistah's noggin 'splode. Nex book a sistah gots to read be call "Goodnight Moon" and it seem to be all bout some punk-azz bunny who be so wired up on meff or somepin his azz can't fall asleep. Respeck.
On dis azz-kickin espizode of da Foxy News Channel, a ho be shootin da shizzizzle wif Borat Bobama's baby-mamma. Feel dat, mo-fos.
FOXY BROWN: Somebody gimme a HO-oh! Dis be Foxy B, and a ho be reppazintin from da Den to da Ver, bitches. A sistah be chillaxin wif some ho call herself Michelle Bobama, foo. Dis bitch fixin to be da firs ho, punks. Respeck.
MICHELLE OBAMA: Hello Foxy.
FB: Sup, ho.
MO: I'm delighted to be here. We're making history.
FB: You fink you cute, don'choo.
MO: Pardon?
FB: You be all "oh check dis out, foo. I gots me some pearls on and some honkey bitch freds by Yves Sanna-whatzit and I be poopin diamonds an shizzle." Bitch, you from da hood, yo. Why you frontin?
MO: I see nothing wrong with a sistah trying to edumacate herself.
FB: Ooo, chile...true dat. Foxy be readin some shizzle bout a punk-azz bunny.
MO: Watership Down?
FB: What-a-sh*t whatchawhozit? Bitch, why you gots to ack all cracka like you some kinda Blackie O?
MO: I'm sure I don't know what you're...
FB: Chillax, ho. Don't be gittin yo draws all bunched up yo azz-crack. Foxy gots some queshins she tryin to lay on yo azz.
MO: Then you gots to lay dat shizzle on a ho.
FB: Let's say you git yo azz in a razor fight wif dat honkey cracka bitch Cindy McCain. Who you fink's gonna get they azz cut up?
MO: Foxy, I have no intention of getting into a razor fight with Cindy.
FB: Foo, dat Cindy bitch gots her azz wound up so tight, a ho like to hide in da bushes and shank a bitch when she walk by. You best pack sumpin sharp, you feel a sistah?
MO: You gots to chizzizzle, Foxy. Dat Cindy bitch be so drawn out on vikes and percs she mos' likely be finkin I'm the m*therf*ckin' Easter Bunny.
FB: Yeah but Cindy be da kinda ho who shank da Easter Bunny.
MO: Shall we move on to the next topic, mo-fo?
FB: Fine, bitch. I unnastand yo man be half-honkey. I gots to know if dat foo packin a brovah's meat, or if he gots a white-azz "my little pony" in his trunks.
MO: Chile you be steppin on a sistah's bidnizz. Back yo azz off.
FB: Whatevah, ho. Dis azz-lickin innavoo be triflin anyways. Peace out.
MO: Respeck.
Foxy sez: "Foo, you gots to sucsbribe to dis kick-azz feed, yo."
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Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?
In Stanley Kramer’s 1967 movie "Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?", a whirlwind romance by an interracial couple forced their families to confront their attitudes about race. The male love interest, and lead was a young NEGRO played by Sydney Portier. Matters were only further complicated by the fact that this was no stereotypical NEGRO. Smart, accomplished, ARTICULATE, polite, and sophisticated.
Well here we are some 40+ years later, and guess who may be coming to dinner?
Yup, another smart, accomplished, ARTICULATE, polite, and sophisticated Negro, accept today they’re called Black.
It seems America is in the midst of filming an updated version of that cinematic classic starring Barack Obama. This time around , however, the love interest is not a "white woman", it’s THE WHITE HOUSE! And just like the parents in 1967, America is being forced to confront it’s racial attitudes (the one’s it supposedly doesn’t have).
You think Tilly had a fit when Sydney Portier’s character wanted to marry the sweet little white girl she had helped raise. Well Tilly honey, will likely piss in her panties when she sees who’s knocking at the front door of the white house.
Guess who’s coming to dinner now Tilly? "Hi, my name is Barack Obama."
- TMNK (google me)
Posted by: TMNK | September 15, 2008 at 06:15 AM
TMNK: We were annoyed, at first, by your flagrant self-promotion. One visit to your website proves you're worth promoting. Welcome to my blogroll.
PS. Tilly, played by Katherine Hepburn, was quick to accept Sydney Poitier into her home and family. It was the white-haired old coot with one foot in the grave that made such a fuss. Beware of white-haired old coots.
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | September 15, 2008 at 09:51 AM