We here at COWA, ever-striving to provide exclusive glimpses into the retarded lives of insufferable celebrities, have scored the ultimate coups. Below, we provide examples of the artistic endeavors of a smattering of spectacularly maladjusted celebu-tots, previously affixed to the world's most famous refrigerators (until our ruthless band of covert operatives rudely ripped them down and FedExed them to our home office).
You're welcome.
Wow. Just... wow. You have outdone yourself, WAM.
Posted by: Jeffrey Ellis | July 22, 2008 at 05:26 PM
why thank you, JE. We had to draw some of those with our right hand (lefty here) to make them look like a kid drew them :-)
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | July 22, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Laughing so hard I can barely stay in my seat! I Especially love suri's picture. I so wish I had a poolboy. I must see about getting a pool first.
Posted by: James W Ball III | July 23, 2008 at 07:32 AM
Dear JWB Cubed: Yes, hiring a pool boy without first having a pool could expose one to rude innuendo.
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | July 23, 2008 at 07:40 AM
rude innuendo's the main reason you get a poolboy ;)
Posted by: Williampv | August 05, 2008 at 04:42 PM
William: We thought it was for the sex.
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | August 05, 2008 at 04:45 PM