Ahoy, *ss-Munchers! It's a #@!%& News Brief from Sailor Talkin' Sue!

NEW YORK -- Our favorite foul-mouthed anchornegress has alerted us that she has a news item that's hot off the g*ddamned presses, and we know better than to argue with her.

Take it away, Sue!

Hello, butt-bandits! I'm Sue "f*ck-me-where-I-poo" Simmons, and this is a g*ddamned c*cksucking news brief:

I interrupt your g*ddamned f*ggoty day to bring you this goat-f*cking piece of *ss-fisting news. Whup-ass Master (the m*therf*ckin sphincter-banging author of this *ss-felching blog), is taking a few d*ck-smoking days in the sh*t-sucking metropolis of Columbus Ohio. One of his f*ggot-*ss plays is being produced by Ohio State University (home of the bone-me-up-the-butt Buckeyes), and he's hauled his c*ck-poked *ss on a plane to be there for some tw*t-munching pre-production meetings.

That means this c*nt-banging blog is un-f*cking-likely to have many fist-me-til-I-fart postings in the next few g*ddamned days. So stick that c*ck in your mouths and smoke it.

This m*therf*cking story and others, on the next f*ggot-*ss edition of the %#@&! News with Sailor Talkin' Muff-Bangin Butt-Humping Sue.

We return your c*ck-sitting *sses to your regularly scheduled g*ddamned program, m*therf*ckers.

Comments

[Psychocat]

Hey, congratu-f**king-lations, you f*rt-knocking c*ck-pirate! You're one talented little *ss-blaster, and I wish you the g*d-damned best of d*ck-whipping luck! (Love to ya, Sugah!)

=^..^=

[Whup-Ass Master]

Well thanks, psycho. We're in Columbus now, soaking up our gorgeous surroundings and dining at the trough of its breathtaking cultural scene. COWA will be publishing again on monday!

xoxo
WAM

[JWB3]

Please come back. Columbus can't be THAT exciting. (although having one of your plays put on probably is)

[Whup-Ass Master]

Thank ya kindly JW cubed. We are back, had a great time (oddly enough) and we're rarin' to go. Whup-ass returns tomorrow.

xox
WAM