Album Preview: Red Hot + Vladdy

Whilst browsing the interweb for porn items of interest, we stumbled upon a rare find. Vladimir Putin's sophomore effort as a song stylist, entitled "Red Hot + Vladdy: Putin Sings Swingin' Kremlin Standards" (his first effort, "Blame it on the Bossa Novski," was universally panned). Below, we have included the liner notes, the playlist, and sample lyrics (translated from Russian by Alexander Solzhenitsyn) from this rare aural gem.

LINER NOTES:
Settle down after an evening of Borscht and Cabbage mush, and recline with your sweetie-pie in front of a blazing space heater. Sip some tainted Smirnoff and sensually remove her babushka as you swoon to the intimate song stylings of Vladdy "Pouty-Lips" Putin. In this exceptional album, Vladdy out-Manilows Manilow as he wraps his golden throat around your favorites like a Ulyanovsk hooker on Victory Day.

PLAY LIST:
"Glug-Glug-Glug (the Kursk Drinking Song)"
"Aleksandr Litvinenko, the Glow-in-the-Dark Pinko"
"Nyet, Nyet Nannette"
"Mir Parts Keep Falling on My Head"
"I'm a Redneck Russkie From Ol' Tuscalooskie"
"Happiness is a Thing Called Anna Politkovskaya"
"Buckaroo Bush (Ballad of a Poopy-pants Cowpoke)"
"Lascivious Latka, the Whore of Kamchatka"
"How You Gonna Keep Them Down on the Steppes Once They Have Seen Krasnoyarsk?"
"The Thrilla Named Lyudmila" (lyric sample below)
"Beslan Baby Boom-Boom (Extended Dance Version)"

LYRIC SAMPLE:
"The Thrilla Named Lyudmila"
Take off that babushka
Let me see your tushka
I'll put my sputnik
In your buttnik
Then I'm gonna pushka
Let Pouty-Lips attack your crack
Like Iraq's attacked by Bushka
What do I gots?
I gots the hots
For a thrilla named Lyudmila
Then my dear I thinko
I'll kiss you where you stinko
You're the whorsht
Who tastes like borscht
You're driving me to drinko
I'll make you glow, you filthy ho
Just like Litvinenko
Hotsky Trotsky!
My wad be shotski
For a thrilla named Lyudmila