This Just In: Israeli Men Are Naughty!

TEL AVIV -- There appears to be an quirky behavioral pattern emerging amongst Israeli men as soon as they set foot on un-Israeli soil.

First: Golan Cipel used his pouty, bad-boy good looks to seduce the Governor of New Jersey away from his bird-like shrew of a wife.

Then: Tsuriel Raphael, onetime ambassador to El Salvador, was discovered in his front yard in San Salvador, bound, gagged, and naked except for various S&M accoutrements (aka buttplug, harness). He was subsequently informed his ambassadorial services were no longer required.

Now: At the Israeli Consulate's office at the UN, official Dror Barak was revealed to be leading a double life as porn star Roman Ragazzi who enthusiastically advertises the virtues of his genitals on romanragazzi.com.

Finally, Israel has an export with global appeal! Um...I mean, aside from cluster bombs, that is.

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