Proposed Tourism Campaign for Gorgeous South Dakota

Whether one enjoys a relaxing stroll through the blizzardy badlands of freeze-tastic Yankton or drinking in the intoxicating sights of exotic downtown Sturgis, South Dakota has something for everyone. It's the 90% white/80% Lutheran vacation destination for families who prefer abortions to happen out of sight in darkened back alleys rather than the immoral daylight of a legal and sterilized ladyparts clinic.

And if thrill-seeking is what you're after, look no further! Where else can you pile the family in the car and drive until everyone's ass is numb to read a plaque and gaze up at patrio-tacular(though much smaller than you imagined it to be and vaguely disappointing) Mount Rushmore? Where else can one follow the endlessly entertaining lesbian chainsaw massacre trial?

SEE!! The dazzling birthplace of Hubert Humphrey

EAT!! Kuchen and Fry Bread (don't be afraid to ask for seconds!)

VISIT!! The booze-soaked permafrost homelands of the most prolific suicide-committers in our nation's history: The Lakota Indian Reservation. Purchase genuine injun-o-belia at select gift shops!

OUR STATE FOSSIL IS THE TRICERATOPS!!!

SOUTH DAKOTA: COME FOR THE THRILL...STAY CAUSE YOUR FEET FREEZE TO THE GROUND

Comments

[elaygee]

Couldn't we put the two Dakotas back together to be just plain Dakota? Surely one Dakota with forty eight people and eighty six retirees in Florida is better than two Dakotas with twenty four people a piece. They get one Senator per 12 people while places like California get one Senator per 15 million people.

[Whup-Ass Master]

Elaygee! You retarded whore! We've missed you! We are against your dakota-reunification proposal. We are leary of any instance where retarded folks are consolidated/empowered (see: The Republican Party). Thanks for playing though, trash!

xoxox
WAM

[elaygee]

Well couldn';t we sell the damn place to Canada as a dumping ground for its hardy breed of Christofacists and homophobes? Surely they would feel more at home in "Dakota" which means "asshole of the universe" in the Lakota language.