Stumble It!
LAS VEGAS -- Michael Jackson has apparently moved ahead with plans to unleash a 50-foot tall laser-spurting robotic replica of himself to do the moonwalk in the desert just outside the glamorous gambling mecca. We kid you not.
The city that's home to such classy enterprises as the Liberace Museum, Siegfried and Roy and the dazzling Celine Dione extravaganza suddenly has us doubting the level of its good taste.
The pervy manchild/King of Pop's dastardly plans seemed doomed to failure a few months ago, when an earlier Robojacko prototype had to be quickly dismantled and cut up for scrap after it was discovered doing shameful things with a Bob's Bigboy. The colossal, chubby (and once relentlessly cheerful) underaged burger pusher is currently in a healing phase, being coaxed from a fetal position to point at doll crotches in ongoing therapy sessions.
Talk about fear and loathing.
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Posted by: [email protected] | October 07, 2011 at 11:20 PM