DURANGO (AP) -- Dana Nilsson, librarian and self-appointed beacon of morals for children everywhere, has a brand new punching bag: right there on page 1 of Newbery Award-winning children's book "The Higher Power of Lucky," is a word with the power to deflower (and even end the very childhoods of) our children: SCROTUM. The word has ignited a great deal of chatter amongst a legion of blogging librarians.
Dangling before them is the question of whether librarians should expand their role as a loose affiliation of tight-assed "shush"-ing old bats into an army of shrill book-burning censorship twats.
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ALABAMA (AP) -- If you're like us, the words "book-burning" and "scrotum" immediately remind you of Alabama. The 11th circuit has affirmed the constitutionality of 'Bama's dildo prohibition. It has been confirmed; no buttplugs or vibrators, no anal beads or French ticklers, even zucchinis and cucumbers are to be eyed suspiciously in the IQ capital of America...a state where even oral sex is illegal. Hey, let's all move to Alabama!
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