Can O' Whup-Ass

Haiku Review #33: Batman — The Dark Knight

Posthumous Oscar?

Groovy. Ledger was still robbed

For Brokeback Mountain

Haiku Review #32: Mamma Mia! (Plus Bonus Limerick!!)

haiku

Streep? Brosnan? Singing
ABBA? Prancing about the
Greek Isles? Gun rights now!

limerick

This film isn't for intellectuals
Movie geeks or introspectuals
(Your career, dear old Meryl
Seems over a barrel)
It's for f*g-hags and their homosexuals

Haiku Review #31: The Incredible Hulk

Nice normal guy turns

Green, roided, cranky (The Hulk,

Not Roger Clemens)

Haiku Review #30: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Next summer: Indi-

Something-Jones and the Nursing

Home of Alzheimers

Haiku Review #29: Prom Night

Bulimics in gowns?

Screaming queens dropping like flies?

It's Project Runway!

Haiku Review #28: Horton Hears a Who

Which old pachyderm

Hears lil' folks screaming for help?

Horton or Oprah?

Haiku Review #27: Rambo

Sly's haunting screenplay:

"Rambo take some Geritol

Rambo gun go 'boom'"

Haiku Review #26: Sweeney Todd

Bonham Carter makes

Pies out of people, and mince-

Meat out of Sondheim

Haiku Review #25: Bee Movie

Seinfeld, Zellweger:

Just as insufferable

When animated

Haiku Review #24: Saw 4/Rendition

America needed

Two feel-good entertainments

All about torture