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Our beloved blog's logo.	Be proud of it. Be a Starfucker.
Your coffee tastes like ass. You needed to know, dear.	Vasectomy. Take a car trip with the family and learn the beauty of the word
Mmmm...That's GREAT Fucking Toast! I mean it. It's f*cking awesome	Did we poop today? Well, did we?
The same hairdo. The same tenuous grasp on reality. Have you ever seen them together? KIMELDA!!!	Minipoo. Cause sometimes a gal just doesn't have time for a maxipoo.
Your boyfriend is an ass-hat. And I mean that in the best possible way.	Your girlfriend's a twat. But she's got a sweet rack.
Congratulations! Your son's a fairy! 'Nuff said.	Her Royal Majesty Sez: We think you suck.

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