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June 01, 2009

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winski

"Queen, please. You build your planes out of cardboard and yo stank-azz army carry heat made by Hasbro. Our posse like to slap da pu-pu outa your family's seoul."

AWESOME

Whup-Ass Master

we thought you might like that one, winks

xox
WAM

Jan

After all these months of reading your blog, I just *now* see that Foxy Brown is a real(?) person. I'd be hopelessly unhip without you, WAM.

"Punk, don't front a bitch. Take off those tired platforms and you smaller than a oompa-loompa" made me spew water all over the place. My bad; I should know better than to eat/drink/ingest anything while reading here.

And wouldn't "neglo boobie girrie" be the correct pronunciation?

Whup-Ass Master

@Jan: yes, foxy brown (aka inga marchand) is a very real person. news stories about her are funnier than this blog. and yes, it should be "neglo girrie," but there's a point at which our racially insensitive engrish stops being merely offensive and becomes unintelligible. That's the fine line we walk.

xox
WAM

Mike Waite

beyotch you is crazy! LOVE THE WHOLE THING!! As far as the dialogue, you have some keepers here!!!! "Don't front a bitch" "Bitch keep that dong-missle in your pants silo".. .You are too much!

Whup-Ass Master

aw shux mikey...yer jus' sayin that.

xox
WAM

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