Herro and welcome for coming! We in glorious DPRK make shouty happy down-and-up jumpy dance! We shoot duper-super not-a-dud
missile saterrite locket into space! What you do now, frowny sad yankee peoples? Ha!
You make crybaby poopy pants now, Mister stinky-bad negro Amelican Plesident Black Obama! Too bad for you! Oh, now you make stompy foot mad stuffs to NATO lady menz? You poundy fist on table time? It sucks to being you!! Smiley face!
Now we beneath-stand that there are to being smelly mean people-persons who are to berrigerentry saying that our duper-super locket raunch make splashy dance in ocean place. You not to fib so much! We are meaning to do that stuffs! It is just so happening that we are wanting saterrite in ocean. So you are to putting that thing in pipe hole for to smoking!
So now that you are to seeing that we are to having the capabirity to raunch pow-bombs for to making USA exprody place, you are to giving yummy good food stuffs to happy laughy non-starvy North Korea people-persons. And we are to only saying this one times: YOU ARE TO STOPPING TO BLOCK DEAR LEADER KIM JONG IL'S ITUNE ACCOUNT! WE MAKE STOMPY MAD DANCE ON THAT STUFFS! DEAR LEADER KIM JONG IL IS TO WANTING TO DOWNLOAD MORE MISS PETULA CLARK DOWNTOWN MUSIC!!! WHEN YOU'RE ARONE AND RIFE IS MAKING YOU RONERY YOU CAN ALWAYS TO GOING DOWNTOWN!
Dear Leader is really really really to liking that song. He is to making us risten to it day and night times.
So in concrusion, you are to send non-dogmeat food stuffs to non-starvy North Korea peoples and to letting Dear Leader new Petula Clark-lady sing music or we to raunch more non-dud locket at poopy bad USA place. Dokie-okie?
How are you to riking them apple stuffs?
Dear Leader Kim Jong Il is to riking his subscription to this blog's feed almost as much as Petula Clark Downtown Song! Smiley Face!