Stumble It!
That's right, Chinese President and Party Chairman Hu Jintao does Facebook. His spokesperson assures us that the fact that he only has 12 FB friends reflects his overzealous privacy concerns, and has nothing to do with rude suggestions that most people don't like him very much. Of course only friends can view a person's FB Wall. So one of our ruthless ninja operatives posed as Bai Ling and generously copied the Chairman's Wall o' China for your general amusement.
Hu Jintao is so so angry stuffs stompy foot frowny face at poop-eating Dalai Lama to saying fibby stuffs! He poop-eating lady man! Ha ha!
Hillary Clinton likes this.
Dalai Lama: Shut up poo-poo face. Dalai Lama kick you ass. You are the lady man guy.
Hu Jintao: You poo-poo face. We make Tibet peoples to doing laughy fun cattle prod dance! How are you to liking those apples, man in dress? ROFL!!
Dalai Lama: You laugh now, lotus boy. Tibet peoples know you tuck your pee-pee between your thighs and put on a wig and lip sync to "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from Flower Drum Song. You homo and you boyfriend name is Siton Dong! LOL!
Hillary Clinton: Listen, you shifty little creep. Next time your retarded navy surrounds a US spy ship in international waters we'll blow your cheap-ass made-in-China flotilla into chop sticks, got it?
Lucy Liu likes this.
Dalai Lama likes this.
Hu Jintao: We make that part of sea extra special China trade territory! That how we get dog meat from Korea! So shut your mu-shu hole, lesbo lady.
Hillary Clinton: The Chinese navy is so retarded...
Jackie Chan: How retarded is it?
Hillary Clinton: The Chinese navy is so retarded Chairman Hu put screen doors on all their teeny-tiny submarines!
Lucy Liu: LOL!!
Foxy Brown: Yo, Hu-Ji! Sup, mo-fo? Listen punk, wassup wif yo chinesey bitches? How come evry time I go to those chinesey manicuricist hos they f*ck up a bitch's tips, dawg? Then Foxy gots to bust some kung fu shizzle on they flat ass. Respeck!
Lucy Liu: LOL! I just got Hillary's joke about teen-tiny submarines! OMG that's like so funny! Cause Chinese really DO have teeny tiny submarines! ROTFL!!
Hu Jintao: You are not to being the sharpest tool in the shed, are you, Lucy-san?
Dalai Lama: I'd still hit it.
Hillary Clinton: ditto.
Dalai Lama just tagged Hu Jintao with pictures of retarded Chinese signs (click to enlarge):
HIllary Clinton: OMFG did you hear that the president of Taiwan likes taking negro shame hose up his poo hole? :-)
Hu Jintao likes this.
Foxy Brown: Don't knock it til you try it, foo.
Jackie Chan: ditto.
Hu Jintao: Ma Ying-jeou is a lady boy, LOL!!
Dalai Lama: Bitch please. You are just to being jealous face.
Hu Jintao: You are to shutting you chow-mein hole, man-in-dress! I make so so angry stompy foot!
Hu Jintao thinks Dwayne Johnson is the dreamiest! And all
Pure comedy gold, there. Very nicely done.
Posted by: Jeffrey Ellis | March 18, 2009 at 09:42 AM
Why thank you, Mr. Ellis! Hope all is well on your end...
xox
WAM
Posted by: Whup-Ass Master | March 18, 2009 at 10:00 AM
i h8 the new(er) fb, but maybe its just my friends sux0r?
also Ma Ying-jeou has "gay mouth" yo.
~lb*/
Posted by: lablu∞z | March 18, 2009 at 03:41 PM
i just made mini poo.
both!
Posted by: lablu∞z | March 18, 2009 at 03:43 PM
Fantastic once again......esp that Dwayne Johnson.....YUM. Can we get a Foxy interview? LOL
Posted by: njrobae | March 18, 2009 at 05:16 PM
@labluz: you made mini poo? you should purchase a t shirt, stat.
@njrobae: thanks njr...good to see you again! Perhaps Foxy will do a sit down wif da Rock. Dat shizzle be off da hook, foo.
xox
WAM
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