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February 03, 2009

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Jan

Well, one can only hope he *gets* the sausage of Berlin.

I wonder if there were many volunteers, or if dragging him off his sofa-cum-trampoline just seemed like too much trouble.

JWB3

I think Tom has his own sausage party with Kate courtesy of a strap-on sausage and pages ripped from "Honcho" stuck to the ceiling.

Whup-Ass Master

@ Jan: I'm rather sure our favorite sofa pouncer found oodles of bratwurst on Craigslist/Berlin

@ JWB cubed: Poor Kate looks drained lately. She's starting to look like one of those Close Encounters aliens.

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WAM

rambosf

I'm having a hard time getting past the glaring typo in this blog entry..."millenial"? I think not..."millennial" my friend. I'll be clever once I calm down.

(Rambo looks around for a piece of pig art to eat to get his blood sugar back in check.)

Here's my attempt at a clever retort: Tom C. keeps up the bigoted image that most of the world has of the Germans by only eating "the other white meat". It's not great, but it's early out here in SF. I've been up all night waiting for Kim Jong-Il's giant sky sausage to hit the left coast.

Whup-Ass Master

Dear Rambo: Typo corrected you pedantic bitch. Oh and we're still waiting for the clever part.

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WAM

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