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January 26, 2009

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JWB3

I laughed, and laughed. Perfect for a Monday!

Whup-Ass Master

why thank you, cubed...hope your week's off to a good start.

xox
WAM

daisyfae

She's certainly not doing her job as "The Gatekeeper"... time to cross the streams?

Whup-Ass Master

Indeed...it's time to raise the draw bridge, lest she be forced to eject an alien from the airlock.

xox
WAM

rambosf

Is that?...wait...yes, it's Jimmy Hoffa!!!

Whup-Ass Master

truly hilarious, rambo...we wish we'd thought of that joke.

xox
WAM

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