Somebody gimme a HO-oh! Check it, mo-fos. Foxy be reppazintin from boogie down Denver, where the Dem-are-cats be habbin theyselves a off-da-hook conbinshin. Whoop! Yessadee them punks nonimate da firs evah brovah fo prezadint, bitches. Feel dat. My man Borat Bobama fixin to pimp out da White Crib, mo-fos! That cat should have Foxy trick out dat pad. A sistah gots ideas. A ho like to put mirrors on da ceiling in da Linklin Bedroom. Leppid skin velbit wallpaper in da obal offiss. Foxy gots kick-azz taste, foo. A ho gots class out her azz. Don't front a bitch, cause Foxy fro dat sh*t. Respeck.
So lass Winzdee a sistah haul her ba-donk-a-donk back from Chinezia afta watchin dem f*ggitz do whatchoo call synrochrize die-bin in da Olymplicks. Sh*t. Foxy be finkin doze punks jus need da right ho to bounce they stuff round. A bitch make doze gay-azz mo-fos walk like they gots a pony in they draws. But dayum, bitches. Foxy be poopin chow mein da lass fo days, punk! Dat Chinezian food don't tase right. Whoop!
On da self improobmint tip, a ho finish dat off-da-hook story all bout some shady-azz fox who gots him some socks. He spittin rhymes at some punk foo, all bout some f*ggity goo-goose chewin nazty azz goo, and three free fleas flyin they sneezing azz through cheese trees. Dat shizzle like to make a sistah's noggin 'splode. Nex book a sistah gots to read be call "Goodnight Moon" and it seem to be all bout some punk-azz bunny who be so wired up on meff or somepin his azz can't fall asleep. Respeck.
On dis azz-kickin espizode of da Foxy News Channel, a ho be shootin da shizzizzle wif Borat Bobama's baby-mamma. Feel dat, mo-fos.
FOXY BROWN: Somebody gimme a HO-oh! Dis be Foxy B, and a ho be reppazintin from da Den to da Ver, bitches. A sistah be chillaxin wif some ho call herself Michelle Bobama, foo. Dis bitch fixin to be da firs ho, punks. Respeck.
MICHELLE OBAMA: Hello Foxy.
FB: Sup, ho.
MO: I'm delighted to be here. We're making history.
FB: You fink you cute, don'choo.
FB: You be all "oh check dis out, foo. I gots me some pearls on and some honkey bitch freds by Yves Sanna-whatzit and I be poopin diamonds an shizzle." Bitch, you from da hood, yo. Why you frontin?
MO: I see nothing wrong with a sistah trying to edumacate herself.
FB: Ooo, chile...true dat. Foxy be readin some shizzle bout a punk-azz bunny.
MO: Watership Down?
FB: What-a-sh*t whatchawhozit? Bitch, why you gots to ack all cracka like you some kinda Blackie O?
MO: I'm sure I don't know what you're...
FB: Chillax, ho. Don't be gittin yo draws all bunched up yo azz-crack. Foxy gots some queshins she tryin to lay on yo azz.
MO: Then you gots to lay dat shizzle on a ho.
FB: Let's say you git yo azz in a razor fight wif dat honkey cracka bitch Cindy McCain. Who you fink's gonna get they azz cut up?
MO: Foxy, I have no intention of getting into a razor fight with Cindy.
FB: Foo, dat Cindy bitch gots her azz wound up so tight, a ho like to hide in da bushes and shank a bitch when she walk by. You best pack sumpin sharp, you feel a sistah?
MO: You gots to chizzizzle, Foxy. Dat Cindy bitch be so drawn out on vikes and percs she mos' likely be finkin I'm the m*therf*ckin' Easter Bunny.
FB: Yeah but Cindy be da kinda ho who shank da Easter Bunny.
MO: Shall we move on to the next topic, mo-fo?
FB: Fine, bitch. I unnastand yo man be half-honkey. I gots to know if dat foo packin a brovah's meat, or if he gots a white-azz "my little pony" in his trunks.
MO: Chile you be steppin on a sistah's bidnizz. Back yo azz off.
FB: Whatevah, ho. Dis azz-lickin innavoo be triflin anyways. Peace out.
Foxy sez: "Foo, you gots to sucsbribe to dis kick-azz feed, yo."
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