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August 07, 2008

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leigh

i think i've figured it out. americans don't like soccer because they're too homophobic. real men need pads so they don't accidentally touch each others junk.

Whup-Ass Master

We think you're on to something there, Leigh.

xox
WAM

leigh

i just read this AGAIN and it made me laugh. i shall spank you now.

did i vote for you? i'm going to go vote again.

Whup-Ass Master

Leigh, what can we say? You totally rock.

Thanks, darlin.

xox
WAM

Jeffrey Ellis

LOLOLOL, very nicely done.

I'm stealing that last photo to use in a motivator. It's a CLASSIC.

Jeffrey Ellis

oops, I meant second-to-last photo!

Whup-Ass Master

Howdy JE! Steal away, just include a link to this post if possible.

xox
WAM

Wolfman

Footie is the best buttsecks spectator sport ever.

No exceptions.

Whup-Ass Master

Hey Wolfman: Sign us up!

xox
WAM

muskrat

that's not how i remember it 20 years ago when i played!

Whup-Ass Master

Hello Muskrat! It's called suppression. You're wounded psyche won't let you remember all the soccer-related ass-sex. Glad we could help.

xox
WAM

chat blanc

okay, I'm still hung up on a statement you made early in the post--"we generally feel it's something one should outgrow, like acne, teletubbies and excessive masturbation." seriously? men feel they should outgrow excessive masturbation?? who knew!! thanks for the info, and the soccer laughs. ;)

Whup-Ass Master

Howdy Chat: We're not saying we DO outgrow excessive masturbation, it's just generally assumed that we SHOULD. When they hit puberty, boys are likely to spend ALL their free time wankin. Most grown men would like to, but can't.

xox
WAM

thaddeus

HA!!!

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