Rast time, we to make answerings for flequentry-assed questionings for to pertaining at orympics stuffs. But you to having more questionings for us to answering. You too questiony!! What are you to being, letarded?
But we to make world peoples to thinking we make happy lucky hosty hosts, so we to make new answerings for more flequentry-assed letarded questionings. So you are to make listen face. BECAUSE WE MAKE NO MORE ANSWERINGS TO YOUR STUPID STUFFS! DOKIE-OKIE??
ANSWER STUFFS FOR MORE LETARDED FLEQUENTRY-ASSED QUESTIONINGS OF PERTAINING NATURE TO DUPER-SUPER ORYMPICS:
MY HUSBAND AND I ENJOY TOURING PLACES WHERE PEOPLE ARE MISERABLE AND SUFFERING. LAST SUMMER WE TOOK AN ARMORED BUS TOUR OF ZIMBABWE, AND ASIDE FROM MY FANNY PACK BEING CLAWED OFF BY A STARVING MOTHER OF 20, IT WAS LOVELY. A FEW YEARS AGO WE TOOK A DARLING SPEED BOAT TOUR OF THE LOWER NINTH WARD, AFTER WHICH WE SHOWED THE SLIDES WE TOOK AT A COCKTAIL PARTY WHERE WE SERVED KATRINATINIS. MY QUESTION IS, WHERE CAN WE BOOK A TOUR OF THE COLLAPSED SCHOOLS OF SICHUAN?
Welcome for your belligerent questioning. China make frowny face at you. You not show srides of corrapsey schools of Sichuan. Lady peoples who make cry time cause childrens do squashy dance are to being re-educated in happy fun camps now. They make complainy noise that People's Lepubric staple their uterus shut after one baby plop from dress, and now only baby play dirt nap game because we to build school places out of chalk and chow mein. Poop-eating activist to taking snappy pics of schools now in lucky fun jail for to making social disorder. You to make corrapsy school slideshow and we shove bamboo shims into toenails! We slap you into middle of year of the pig! You take picture of that, yankee lady!
I ADORE GYMNASTICS! I LOVE IT WHEN THOSE DARLING LITTLE GIRLS DO FLIPS AND SOMERSAULTS. WHEN ONE OF THOSE CUTE-AS-A-BUTTON PIXIES TAKES A RUN AT THE VAULT, YOU NEVER KNOW IF SHE'S GOING TO STICK THE LANDING OR DO A NECK-BREAKING FACE-PLANT. I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE DURING THE BALANCE BEAM. SOMETIMES THEY SLIP AND LAND ON THEIR HOO-HOOS. THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME TINGLY "DOWN THERE." BUT LAST WEEK I WAS WATCHING THE WORLD GYMNASTIC FINALS ON TIVO AND I COULD SWEAR I SAW A SCROTUM POP OUT OF A UKRANIAN GIRL'S LEOTARD. I DROPPED A FULL BOWL OF FROOT LOOPS ON MY KITTY-CAT. WHAT GIVES?
Chinese girlie peoples not to having nut bags stuffed in leotard (unress they to roitering at Shanghai Bus Station saying "sucky-f*cky, yankee boy" after middle-night). But we no to wanting lady-boy sexy-trannies to hiding sausage stuffs on uneven bars or to wearing strappy jocks in rocker loom. So Chinese Orympic peoples to checking lady-girl stinky zones to make certainty Ru Paul not to win girlie shot-put game. We no to allowing German lesbo girlie to mount balance beam if she to packing eel basket bigger that avelage Chinese man person.
BEIJING BLOWS. YOUR CITY SMELLS LIKE ASS. LAST TIME I WAS THERE, A PIECE OF BROWN AIR KNOCKED MY WIFE OUT OF A RICKSHAW. EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK YOU SEE SOME TOOTHLESS HAG SITTING IN FRONT OF A SHANTY SKINNING POODLES AND MAKING DOG SAUSAGE. I SAW ON TV THAT A POLE VAULTER WAS TAKING A PRACTICE RUN AND GOT STUCK IN THE SMOG. THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO SUCK PANDA C*CK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT?
You say frowny mean stuffs! We to do nukey time on your house!! We know where you rive, yankee boy. Besides we build happy fun blick walls around ugly dog sausage lady persons. We make poor peoples to cleaning sewage from racy boat-lakes. And it is just so happening, sassy boy, pole vaulter person only to have stuck-time in smoggy stuffs for fifteen minutes, maxie-max. You are riar-riar-pants-is-in-flames. Ha!
DEAR CHINESE DUDES: BJORK 4-EVER! LOL! WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT THAT, BUTTWIPES? ROTFL!!!!!! :-P
Ah...you raughing now, round-eye. We are to finding poopy-sad-frowny Bjork lady and make her to doing silly funny bullet dance. She to making screamy noise to sounding better than her poopy music stuffs! Road that into your iPod, yankee peoples! But seliousry. We to put on peace-y face and to invite Bjork, Sharon Stone, Steven Speilberg, Mia Farrow and Richard Gere to laughy lucky bang-bang-pow-pow party. We make cakey-cake. You all welcome for coming, dokie-okie?