Stretchpants, TX -- In an audacious moment of Jesus-tastic fervor, man o' God (and erstwhile felon) Reverend Bill Keller, armed with the bible and a can of Aquanet, called out Oprah during a segment on the integrity-out-the-ass
GOP shill news outlet FOX News. Flirting with almost certain divine retribution for displeasing The Oprah (see: Barr, Rosanne) the right reverend claimed that Oprah is "leading millions of souls to hell" by selling them "spiritual crack." The man who said "a vote for Romney is a vote for Satan" (the only sensible thing he's every said) goes on to condemn the big O for encouraging the masses to follow a path to happiness, enlightenment and world peace (see: eternal damnation), instead of walking his narrow heaven-bound path of self-loathing, bigotry and misery (see: Southern Baptist).
How right he is.
Below, we compare/contrast the Almighty God (aka Yahwey, The Man Upstairs) with the Diabolical Oprah (aka Dat Fat Ho on da TV, Bride of Beelzebub): GOD STUFF OPRAH STUFF