Whether one enjoys a relaxing stroll through the blizzardy badlands of freeze-tastic Yankton or drinking in the intoxicating sights of exotic downtown Sturgis, South Dakota has something for everyone. It's the 90% white/80% Lutheran vacation destination for families who prefer abortions to happen out of sight in darkened back alleys rather than the immoral daylight of a legal and sterilized ladyparts clinic.
And if thrill-seeking is what you're after, look no further! Where else can you pile the family in the car and drive until everyone's ass is numb to read a plaque and gaze up at patrio-tacular(though much smaller than you imagined it to be and vaguely disappointing) Mount Rushmore? Where else can one follow the endlessly entertaining lesbian chainsaw massacre trial?
SEE!! The dazzling birthplace of Hubert Humphrey
VISIT!! The booze-soaked permafrost homelands of the most prolific suicide-committers in our nation's history: The Lakota Indian Reservation. Purchase genuine injun-o-belia at select gift shops!