NEW YORK -- Supermodel and mobile device markswoman Naomi Campbell has begun her public service sentence for bouncing her Nokia off the noggin of her cheeky assistant. Her job will entail mopping the floors of the NYC Sanitation Department.
Things got off to a shaky start when a janitor had to explain to Ms. Campbell that her mop had no "on" switch. Further delays occurred when the statuesque negress insisted on modeling her cover-alls and yellow rubber gloves by strutting down the main hallway betwixt the office of solid waste and the department of rat traps.
Before lunch, however, she had mastered the delicate nuances of mopping. "One dunks the mop thing in that bucket thing," purred the fire-tempered diva. "Then it would appear one moves the mop thing in a side to side fashion on the floor. It's really quite brilliant. I haven't had a workout like this since I clocked that uppity pilates instructer between the eyes with my Blackberry."